Haha, damn.

[Gecko]

Hmm... well looks like I just lost my best friend. Why? Oh... because of his hypocritical mom. His mom, who smokes pot daily, who buys ounces at a time, who has bongs. And yet, she is the most up-tight motherfucker you will ever meet in your entire life. Anyway, just now, my friend called me up and asked me if I wanted to hang out and I said "sure" and he said "I have five dollars we could-" His mom immediately picked up the phone, and started yelling at both of us for buying drugs. Saying she had been listening in on the whole conversation, saying how she got us on tape talking about drugs. When really, the whole conversation there was nothing about drugs, or even drug buying. My friend was talking about going up to the local gas station and getting some food and hang out for a while. So now she is gonna call my dad, and feed him this bullshit about how we were planning on buying drugs. My dad's pretty cool. Last time he caught me with weed he just took away my allowance for a few weeks. Maybe I can actually defend myself, and tell him what actually happened, he should believe me.

Anyway... this just really pisses me off. I fucking hate parents like that. I mean she actually eavesdropped on her son's private conversation. What a fucking bitch.

Gecko Reviewed by Gecko on 10-18-2005. Haha, damn. Hmm... well looks like I just lost my best friend. Why? Oh... because of his hypocritical mom. His mom, who smokes pot daily, who buys ounces at a time, who has bongs. And yet, she is the most up-tight motherfucker you will ever meet in your entire life. Anyway, just now, my friend called me up and asked me if I wanted to hang out and I said "sure" and he said "I have five dollars we could-" His mom immediately picked up the phone, and started yelling at both of us for buying drugs. Saying she Rating: 5

[NightProwler]

that sucks man, but why's that mean you lost your best friend?

[Void]

Fucking slit her throat and fuck her cunt...then cum on her face.

[Gecko]

that sucks man, but why's that mean you lost your best friend?

His mom hates me. She says if I'm ever in the neighborhood they live in, she'll call the cops for some bullshit reason.

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

Damn, I'm sorry, bro. It'll blow over sometime though. Remember, Patience is a Virtue.

[TheAtomicPunk]

Fuck dude. everytime i'm made at someone i tear there fucking house and yard apart. But because its your friends house, i cant really help you. She sounds like a real bitch. tell your friend to figure out what her problem is and have him talk to her or something.

[420purplehaze420]

what a psycho.....theres only one thing to do....make a run for the boarder, get into mexico and start your life over as pedro gonzalles

[ibreakthings]

that sounds like something my mom would do.... it sucks dont it

[ShamanicHippy]

I like to do small acts of sabotage to releive my anger. Put a new scratch on her car at night, put salt on her lawn, nothing that will hurt her son but will annoy her.

[Gecko]

I like to do small acts of sabotage to releive my anger. Put a new scratch on her car at night, put salt on her lawn, nothing that will hurt her son but will annoy her.

Haha, damn dude... Me and Him used to salt people's yards all the time. The best was when this one guy had the perfect lawn that was flat and had no trees in it. We got a bunch of salt boxes and wrote "Homo House" in his yard, it was so noticeable. Haha.

...but now... those days are over.