Hmm... well looks like I just lost my best friend. Why? Oh... because of his hypocritical mom. His mom, who smokes pot daily, who buys ounces at a time, who has bongs. And yet, she is the most up-tight motherfucker you will ever meet in your entire life. Anyway, just now, my friend called me up and asked me if I wanted to hang out and I said "sure" and he said "I have five dollars we could-" His mom immediately picked up the phone, and started yelling at both of us for buying drugs. Saying she had been listening in on the whole conversation, saying how she got us on tape talking about drugs. When really, the whole conversation there was nothing about drugs, or even drug buying. My friend was talking about going up to the local gas station and getting some food and hang out for a while. So now she is gonna call my dad, and feed him this bullshit about how we were planning on buying drugs. My dad's pretty cool. Last time he caught me with weed he just took away my allowance for a few weeks. Maybe I can actually defend myself, and tell him what actually happened, he should believe me.

Anyway... this just really pisses me off. I fucking hate parents like that. I mean she actually eavesdropped on her son's private conversation. What a fucking bitch.
Gecko Reviewed by Gecko on . Haha, damn. Hmm... well looks like I just lost my best friend. Why? Oh... because of his hypocritical mom. His mom, who smokes pot daily, who buys ounces at a time, who has bongs. And yet, she is the most up-tight motherfucker you will ever meet in your entire life. Anyway, just now, my friend called me up and asked me if I wanted to hang out and I said "sure" and he said "I have five dollars we could-" His mom immediately picked up the phone, and started yelling at both of us for buying drugs. Saying she Rating: 5