How do you confuse a blonde?
Put her in a round room and tell her to pee in a corner.

A blonde went to the doctor with two red ears. The doctor asked her what happened and she said the phone rang while she was ironing and she picked up the iron and burnt her ear. "Well what happened to the other ear?" the doctor asked. The blonde replied "The fucking sonuvabitch called me back!"

Why don't you let a blonde drive a manual?
The shifter will be wet when she gets back.

(This one is kind of against women in general)
Three blondes were stuck on an island when they found a magic lamp. They rubbed it and a magic genie popped out and said he'd grant them each one wish. The first blonde said "Well I'm tired of people always picking on me for my blonde hair, so make me into a brunette." The genie went POOF and the blonde suddenly turned into a brunette. She swam off the island to the nearby shore. The next blonde said "Well I'm tired of being picked on too, but turn me into a redhead because I want to be really sexy and smart too." So the genie went POOF and the blonde suddenly turned into a gorgeous redhead. She built a raft and sailed off the island to the nearby shore. Well the last blonde said "I'm tired of being picked on too, but instead of turning me into a brunette or redhead turn me into a man." So the genie went POOF and disappeared and the blonde was turned into a man, and she just walked across the bridge.

Oooooh I got a million of'em! "