Blonde Jokes

[Shane O Mac]

I just read msot of these n thought id put them on here to make u laugh

She was a blonde

-she sent me a fax with a stamp on it
-she thought a quarterback was a refund
-she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order
-she thought meow mix was a record for cats
-under "education" on her job application,she put "Hooked On Phonics"
-she tried to drown a fish
-she tripped over a cordless phone
-she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said 'concentrate'
-she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind
-she got stabbed in a shoot out
-she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK"
-If you gave her a penny for intelligence you'd get a refund
-they had to burn down the school to get her out of 3rd grade
-she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
-at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here".. she put "Sagittarius"
-if she spoke her mind,she'd be speechless
-she studied for a blood test and failed
-when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home she moved
-when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "AIRPORT LEFT" she turned around and went home
-did you hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? It took her months to figure out she could use it at night

sorry to any blondes offended

Shane O Mac Reviewed by Shane O Mac on 10-18-2005. Blonde Jokes I just read msot of these n thought id put them on here to make u laugh :D She was a blonde -she sent me a fax with a stamp on it -she thought a quarterback was a refund -she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order -she thought meow mix was a record for cats -under "education" on her job application,she put "Hooked On Phonics" -she tried to drown a fish Rating: 5

[Reefer Rogue]

You wanna hear 3 blonde jokes?
Listen to hanson.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

I just read msot of these n thought id put them on here to make u laugh

She was a blonde

-she sent me a fax with a stamp on it
-she thought a quarterback was a refund
-she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order
-she thought meow mix was a record for cats
-under "education" on her job application,she put "Hooked On Phonics"
-she tried to drown a fish
-she tripped over a cordless phone
-she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said 'concentrate'
-she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind
-she got stabbed in a shoot out
-she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK"
-If you gave her a penny for intelligence you'd get a refund
-they had to burn down the school to get her out of 3rd grade
-she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
-at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here".. she put "Sagittarius"
-if she spoke her mind,she'd be speechless
-she studied for a blood test and failed
-when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home she moved
-when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "AIRPORT LEFT" she turned around and went home
-did you hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? It took her months to figure out she could use it at night

sorry to any blondes offended

You wanna hear 3 blonde jokes?
Listen to hanson.

Haha, loved them both

Keep 'em comin'! I don't have any.. sorry


...Josh

[Shane O Mac]

lol that hanson joke is funny

[the last stand]

lol, nice av shane....

[somebody someone]

hmm i dont kno why i gotta say i dont find em funny... its just pointing out words that could have double meanings, or blatently ridiculous things

[robert42]

i got him that av he lives near me

one of the london lads!

[Shane O Mac]

Cheers m8!

[the last stand]

whay! big up boys! ex south east london here! now chillin in norfolk, lol

[Caruso329]

How do you confuse a blonde?
Put her in a round room and tell her to pee in a corner.

A blonde went to the doctor with two red ears. The doctor asked her what happened and she said the phone rang while she was ironing and she picked up the iron and burnt her ear. "Well what happened to the other ear?" the doctor asked. The blonde replied "The fucking sonuvabitch called me back!"

Why don't you let a blonde drive a manual?
The shifter will be wet when she gets back.

(This one is kind of against women in general)
Three blondes were stuck on an island when they found a magic lamp. They rubbed it and a magic genie popped out and said he'd grant them each one wish. The first blonde said "Well I'm tired of people always picking on me for my blonde hair, so make me into a brunette." The genie went POOF and the blonde suddenly turned into a brunette. She swam off the island to the nearby shore. The next blonde said "Well I'm tired of being picked on too, but turn me into a redhead because I want to be really sexy and smart too." So the genie went POOF and the blonde suddenly turned into a gorgeous redhead. She built a raft and sailed off the island to the nearby shore. Well the last blonde said "I'm tired of being picked on too, but instead of turning me into a brunette or redhead turn me into a man." So the genie went POOF and disappeared and the blonde was turned into a man, and she just walked across the bridge.

Oooooh I got a million of'em! "