Blonde Jokes

[Shane O Mac]

lol quality m8 anyone av ne more?

[Caruso329]

What did the blonde's left leg say to her right?
Nothing! They've never met!

[Shane O Mac]

lmao thts brilliant

[buddymyfriend]

Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
A. It's not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy.

Q. What did the blondeâ??s left leg say to her right leg?
A. Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.

Q. How does a blonde part their hair?
A. By doing the splits.

Q. What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg?
A. Nothing, they haven't met!

Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A. Because that's where your supposed to wash vegetables.

Q. What's a blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
A. Humpme Dumpme

Q. Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof?
A. More leg-room!

Q. Why don't blondes use vibrators?
A. They chip their teeth.

Q. How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?
A. Fertilized

Q. What's the difference between butter and a blonde?
A. Butter is difficult to spread.

Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A. Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q. What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
A. Artificial intelligence.

Q. What do you call a blonde standing on her head?
A. A brunette with bad breath.

Q. What do blondes and cow shit have in common?
A. The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

Q. How does a blond turn on the light after sex?
A. She opens the car door.

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A. When you smack the mosquito it stops sucking!!

Q. What does a blonde say the last two words of the national anthem are?
A. Play ball!

Q. What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common?
A. You always hear about them but never see them.

Q. Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
A. Cause it said concentrate.

Tee-hee

[STDzRus]

If Santa, The Easter Bunny, Batman , And a Smart Blonde Jumped off a bridge who would hit the ground first?

Nobody. None of them Exist.



How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

If a blonde and a brunette jumped out of an aeroplane at the same time who would hit the ground first?
The brunette. The Blonde would stop and ask for directions.



Just a joke in general.

A guy is building a brick house. When he's done he has 1 extra brick so he throws it up in the air.

ANOTHER JOKE.

A fat lady is about to jump out of a plane when she sees a brick

HAHA THAT still makes me laugh.

[Shane O Mac]

I love em all! You could go on for days sayin all blonde jokes

[Caruso329]

Wow i feel stupid because that one about the brick took me a second to figure out... Yea. But I finally got it!
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[Whos Carl]

I still dont get the brick and the fat lady or its not funny.

[STDzRus]

I still dont get the brick and the fat lady or its not funny.

It's a blonde joke.

A.K.A. Jokes that blondes tell.

[tokinsmoke]

Q:whats the difference between a blonde and the atlantic coast?
A:a blonde has more crabs....

a blondes house caught on fire and she called the fire department...
she said help my house is on fire...
they ask her how do we get to your house...
she said duh in the big red truck....

Q: whats the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot?
A: some day we might find bigfoot