If men woke up with a .........

[Lola]

vagina...................

Top ten things MEN would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day:

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do the splits.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes...BEFORE closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too...

And, the NUMBER ONE thing men would do if they woke up with a vagina...

1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

Lola Reviewed by Lola on 06-30-2004. If men woke up with a ......... vagina................... Top ten things MEN would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day: 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could finally do the splits. Rating: 5

[nancyrenee]

Yeah all that plus they would be looking for some lesbians to get it on with.

[Nugs4Me]

Lola always has the best topics, but I still feel sad for the little ducks

[Lola]

Yeah all that plus they would be looking for some lesbians to get it on with.

tru story

[Ammie]

lmao haha lola where in the hell do u get this shit from god i love ya

[dog420]

lmao @ No.1 i eat the G spot most nights love :P its not that hard to find if some lads cant find it go get urselfs a map www.freemaps4u.com/G.spot

[tokinsmoke]

omglol lmao...
that is so fuckin funny...

that is true...

peace

[duppy man]

Lola do you sit up through the night thinking these things up.....extremley entertaining..

[OrangeHairs INC]

If I woke up with a vagina tomorrow and i still looked like a guy, I would probably cry until it changed back. That would be too weird, It would be funny to get the full package for a day though. And it would have to be by magic too, any other way is too weird.

[Lola]

If I woke up with a vagina tomorrow and i still looked like a guy, I would probably cry until it changed back. That would be too weird, It would be funny to get the full package for a day though. And it would have to be by magic too, any other way is too weird.

ahahahhahahhah roflmao ahahahhahahhhahhahaah



oh snap it would just be for one day bah