Are you that guy?

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

I'm not sure about 'that guy', but I have the biggest lung capacity of any of my friends. I can take a huge hit, feel it overflowing into my mouth, take a deep breath, and take another huge hit all in one lung full. It's tantamount to a nice bong hit, great way to get ripped fast.

*jaw drops* you are my god