carbohydrated electrons
ROFL WAFFLES

That reminds me of something that made me go WTFZ?
In a Cheech and Chong movie, either Nice Dreams or Next Movie, Tommy rolled up a joint and reached into a jar labelled "Roaches" and pulls out an actual roach. The roach tries to get away, Tommy plays with it, smashes it, and inserts it into his joint. Wtf?