A very strange incident

[TraffikAttack]

So this morning I woke up as usual, ate my muffins, brushed my teeth, etc. And then headed to the bathroom for my regular morning crap, with the latest Newsweek in my hands. Well I was siting there doing my business and reading a delightfully entertaining article on erectial dysfunction, which I also found to be strangely arousing! When I felt a strange sensation in my intestines. It was going to be a big one. and a tough one. I pushed and pushed with all of might for a good 5 minutes and got it about half way through. So I took a little break, drank some gatorade, and watched some tv, all while holding my shit half way out of my bung hole. Well, after that string of activities, I continued the work that was only half done. Well 10 minutes later, I was still pushing with all the energy I could muster! Boy was I sweating!!! well finally after another 30 minutes, I pushed that shit totally out. Well when I got up I glanced at the toilet and saw a dead, half digested body of a frog, covered in shit. I didnt remember ever eating a frog last night. so strange.

TraffikAttack Reviewed by TraffikAttack on 10-17-2005. A very strange incident So this morning I woke up as usual, ate my muffins, brushed my teeth, etc. And then headed to the bathroom for my regular morning crap, with the latest Newsweek in my hands. Well I was siting there doing my business and reading a delightfully entertaining article on erectial dysfunction, which I also found to be strangely arousing! When I felt a strange sensation in my intestines. It was going to be a big one. and a tough one. I pushed and pushed with all of might for a good 5 minutes and got Rating: 5

[the last stand]

that's nothing, i shat out a WHOLE frog....

[robert42]

yea man thats nothing i shat out a donkey one then rode it to egypt how l33t is that

[the last stand]

pretty l33t.....rly

[robert42]

yea and this one time at egypt

i shat out the dallai llama

[the last stand]

i shat out a REAL llama

[robert42]

yea i shat out gary coleman whilst EATING OUT A LLAMA

due to legal advise i cant comment any more on this

[the last stand]

as your lawyer, i advised you not to bring it up in the first place...WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!?! after he tried to sue you the first time....

[Nochowderforyou]

What is this, suppose to be funny? I'm ripped stoned and I'm sitting here frowning. Not funny.

[king kong bong]

i shit out a weapon of mass destruction.hurry tell bush!!!