So this morning I woke up as usual, ate my muffins, brushed my teeth, etc. And then headed to the bathroom for my regular morning crap, with the latest Newsweek in my hands. Well I was siting there doing my business and reading a delightfully entertaining article on erectial dysfunction, which I also found to be strangely arousing! When I felt a strange sensation in my intestines. It was going to be a big one. and a tough one. I pushed and pushed with all of might for a good 5 minutes and got it about half way through. So I took a little break, drank some gatorade, and watched some tv, all while holding my shit half way out of my bung hole. Well, after that string of activities, I continued the work that was only half done. Well 10 minutes later, I was still pushing with all the energy I could muster! Boy was I sweating!!! well finally after another 30 minutes, I pushed that shit totally out. Well when I got up I glanced at the toilet and saw a dead, half digested body of a frog, covered in shit. I didnt remember ever eating a frog last night. so strange.
TraffikAttack Reviewed by TraffikAttack on . A very strange incident So this morning I woke up as usual, ate my muffins, brushed my teeth, etc. And then headed to the bathroom for my regular morning crap, with the latest Newsweek in my hands. Well I was siting there doing my business and reading a delightfully entertaining article on erectial dysfunction, which I also found to be strangely arousing! When I felt a strange sensation in my intestines. It was going to be a big one. and a tough one. I pushed and pushed with all of might for a good 5 minutes and got Rating: 5