Quote Originally Posted by dirty raider
Old people make the best pissheads ever. My mates Grandpa is the most amazing whammed fella ever, watching him fall off a deck chair into the flower bed without spilling his drink is the single most amazing thing I've ever seen.
Gotta love drunk elders...ha ha, i remember playin cricket in the garden when i was about 12,13 and my mum was fielding. She'd had a few as we'd had a family BBQ, she went to catch a long ball and ended up in the pond! Ha ha, cant preach to me about drinkin mama!

Peace buddy lovin his mum, even tho she pushed me off my chair and insulted 3hseets!

Buddy
buddymyfriend Reviewed by buddymyfriend on . Mrs. Buddymyfriend : ) I am speaking to Buddymyfriend now, and we have webcams on (that sounds so gay, but i don't know how to rephrase it, and still put it bluntly lol), his mum came into the room and started talkin' to me.. She speaks da' lingo people, she said "it's my 'puter, the bastard" and i was like " :eek: lol" She wouldn't go to bed and said i looked about 10 years old, so i told her to go and threatened her with a fork. She had just come back from a friend's surprise b'day party, so i believe she's had a Rating: 5