Fuck, I couldn't wait for the poll to finish, I just got a pepperoni one.
For those of you who have never had the pleasure of eating one of these tasty little microwaveable treats, I will describe it for you. Its a crispy little breadlike pocket. Almost like a pastry, except not sweetened. Its about 5 inches long and 2 inches wide. Maybe an inch thick. So that's 12.7 cm long by 5.08 cm wide. And 2.54 cm thick. I think thats right... It comes with a thick paper sleeve thats lined with aluminum that you put it in, then in the microwave for 2:00 and presto! A magnificent munchie.

Being a munchie connoisseur I give the Hot Pockets a 10/10 on the munchie-ness scale for their wide selection of flavors, including such tasty selections as: Pepperoni Pizza, Ham and Cheese, and new Fruit Hot Pockets), ease and quickness of preparation, cost ($1.97 for a 2 pack at Walmart in the frozen foods) and delectability!