For those who are single...

[beachguy in thongs]

I just don't find Family Guy funny like I would The Kids In The Hall, or Whose Line Is It Anyways?

[kizazz83]

there was this guy who would not leave me alone. he would follow me leave me weird messages and would lick the seat after i got up off of a chair. dont follow these actions or you will never get laid.

[SensiRide]

what stoner isn't a family guy fan? o.0

Me I've tried to watch it a few times but it just doesnt make me laugh, the simpsons is much better!

[zomg]

yea, um, this is confusing but... my gf broke up with me cuz she doesnt like the label of "girlfriend" she says. but she said she really likes me alot and wouldnt go out with anyone else and that we'd be together again sometime. so we were just being really good friends for a couple days and then she all of a sudden told me she loves me. and so weve started holding hands and stuff but she still isn't my girlfriend. confusing....

that has happened so many times its unbelievable...i just say fuck it, hit it and hit some others, she cant get mad, you arent bf/gf.

[drgreenthumb1238]

Family Guy is awesome, last few episodes have been great, have ordered the new box set from the USA as theres no sign of it coming out over here as yet SImpsons is great, but I really like how edgy FG can be, great when high eg the song from a coupla weeks back with Chris n Herbert

[zomgs wife]

/\ i agree. Family Guy is geneious. Only smarties created geneious shows like that. Not even M&M's, only Smarties!

[beachguy in thongs]

Where's the "singles" sign up sheet?

[fadingyouth]

hmmm.... i find i always crush over really beautiful women, but i don't date women so instead i'm always super nice to them since i'm not interested in relationships with them.

[fadingyouth]

my gf broke up with me cuz she doesnt like the label of "girlfriend" she says. but she said she really likes me alot and wouldnt go out with anyone else and that we'd be together again sometime

I hate being labeled the girlfriend. it makes me feel like i'm 12. I prefer to be lovers with someone. it makes the relationship feel like a looser commitment, even though i'm still only with that one person.

[OzzyOz]

Make the person you're interested in feel:

-Unique - they've got something that NOBODY else has
-Beautiful - tell her something physical about her that you find attractive... be specific... don't say "I like your face"... tell her something specific, like: "I love the shape of your cheeks when you smile."
-Good company - tell her how happy you feel when you're with her... and how happy you get when you're ABOUT to see her.
-Missing her - tell her how much you miss her when she isn't around.

Remember something: Don't be in excess. Don't be your self in excess. Just like Cannabis plants and nutrients, too much will kill her. If you're there like 24/7, she's going to take you for granted. Plant your self first, then pull back...

-don't be ordinary - Dude, take her to the park. What? Everybody goes to the mall? Well, don't go to the fucking mall. Go to a mark. Go to the beach. Go to a forrest (hmmm, hmmm, hmmm, hmmm ) Do something DIFFERENT from the other guy.

Hope this helps! That's all I can think of from the top of my mind...

Best of luck to you!

-turtle420

Forest sex hell yeah!