So, cuz I know stick go in hole, Im a douche? or is it because I can read? Ive seen people collapse from smokin ounces at a time, so being to high to coordinate a small slide into a small hole doesnt seem unreasonable to me. Why you gotta get all personal, its the fuckin internet. You aint got pictures of you and your girl anyways, so who cares? For all we know she = a he, and he = a 500 pound tub o lard eating KFC right this very second in your bed. Gross dude!