the funnyest shit happens when youre baked

[Gecko]

You stuck a flute up your pussy?

Don't worry, we all know.

[nickx760]

ok that was gay, back to the cool stories peeps, cmon i kno u got more

[bringingbackthemetal]

well every morning before school i always take the same route and smoke a bowl in my truck then go to class and i was sittin in chemistry with a couple friends but i was the only one baked out of my tree and i couldn't figure out how to do this hard chem shit so i was like watchin over my friends shoulder and i had my mouth like a couple inches from his ear and i was thinking how dry my mouth was and i smacked my lips, like licked em, but it made the loudest sounds ever right by his head in a silent class and he looked at me like i was the biggest tool ever and i couldn't handle it, i was laughing so hard i was almost crying

[nickx760]

haha thats funny shit

[bringingbackthemetal]

i've got another one, i was in french class and we were all working and the class was loud and me and my friend never went to that class without being super baked so i was working away and rocking out to my i pod and i have these big head phones and i can't hear whats going on around me with them on. so i was humming along to the song i am the walrus and it goes like dada i am the walrus, all quiet then it says it louder and louder until it is like I AM THE WALRUS YEAAAAAAHHHH so i was humming at first and then when it got to that part the teacher had the whole class quiet and was waiting for me to stop working and listen to her and then i just yelled I AM THE WALRUS YEAAAAA and kept working away like nothing happened and everyone was like wtf did he just say and then jesse slapped me and said i'm a fuckin retard, good times

[grasshopper420]

this one time we were all clam-baking in my car and we got out and went in to wendys and we were ordering and tony pipes up and says "ill take a large chili hold the finger"..... and an order of somthin else good" and then when the girl at the casheir said "what would you like to drink with that?" hes all "for the great taste that wont fill you up and never lets you down make it a bud light" dude we were in the backgroud laughin so hard biss puked..... good times

[50BagOfGreens]

one time i was blow out my mind in line in mc donalds and the cashiers speaks like no english and im trying to say 1 big mac please and i have to repeat myself like 20 times and then she finally gets it. of course once i get my food i hear someone say that was the spanish speaking only line.

[turtle420]

I was smoking once in my car with the windows rolled up and the A/C full blast... Me and a friend.... So we finished a huge blunt, but it was pouring down raining like hell... super nasty rain. So, we didn't roll down the windows when we finished smoking: We had our very own smoke-chamber in there.

Anyways, we went to the drive through of Checkers (?) to get some munchies. Well, we were the only car in the entire restaurant, and Checkers has two drive-thru windows: 1st one you order, 2nd one you pay and pick-up food.

The 1st one is just an intercom. Anyways, it was raining so hard, and there was nobody else in line, so I just said "Fuck it, let's order in the next window." because the 1st window didn't have a roof to cover the cars.

So when we get to the second window, and we're covered from the rain, the cashier opens up the window to take our order...

Well, we where so fucking stoned that I just rolled down my window without even thinking about all the smoke! It was so much fucking smoke coming out of my car, that EVERY employee in Checkers passed by the 2nd window just to look at "the two stoners"...

But the employees where cool... they gave us a couple of free things, and they where laughing and stuff...

[ShWeave]

One time me, andrew, and ben were all smoking and this was andrew and bens first time. We had smoked like four bowls of super dank weed and i was ripped out of my mind, ben was to, andrew wasnt. Well, ben starts thinking out loud, and he cant control the pitch of his voice it was like a little girl. Hes like "you know what i was thinking?" he said that literally for five minutes, im not joking. He then moves to "i was thinking..." for another 4 min. Then, finnally he is able to convey his thought,"i was thinking of things you couldn't suuuuueeeee!" and i was like what can't you sue and he was like, "you cant" "you cant" "you cant" "you cant" "you cant sue a bananaaaa".......Ben and I just lost it at that moment we burst out in this high pitch laughter and we were crying we were laughing so hard.....

While we were laughing ben couldnt breath, he just couldnt stop laughing to catch his breath.. and he starts saying "Im blacking out" really high pitch. So i see him black out and laugh harder.... it then happens to me, Ben wakes up and sees that im blacked out and he laughs so hard he pisses his pants, and blacks out again.....I wake up and see his is still blacked out and start worrying that he died so im done laughing...he wakes up and is still laughing for another 30 min.....Andrew during this whole time whipped out his notebook from his backpack and writes down whats happening....we read it all the time...omg best trip ever

[gildong.]

once..at mcdonalds, i was w/ a friend..and hes like wat do u want..and i was like "4 large fries, 5 mchickens, 5 bacon cheeseburgers, 5 dbl. cheeseburgers, 20 piece nuggets, 2 large sprites, ....yea...hes like MY GOD MAN..but hes liike ok..then im like wait..double it..so yea..that was MY meal.....not his :]