Hahaha, omg. That reminds of another story.

One time after my friend Ivan and I got really super fucking blazed, we went to Chik-Fil-A. And I was gonna order my food and then my friend Ivan was. This is how it went.

Me: "Yeah... I'll have a medium large."

That's all I said, I have no idea what was going on in my mind. The cashier just looks at me for the longest time, finally...

Ivan: "Hey, dude-"
Me: "Hold on dude, she's taking my order.
Cashier: "... uhm... Either order something or please leave."
Me: "I said I wanted a medium coke, large fries, and 8 piece chicken nugget."

And Ivan behind is just laughing his ass off. I have no recolection of the medium large event. My friend says it was the funniest thing ever. I looked so serious that I knew exactly what I wanted.