I once went into McDonald's super stoned with a friend...

When the cashier asks me for my order, I comply:

"Yes please, give me a Whopper combo with a large coke..."

Then she's standing there like, looking at me with this face of you are the most moronic person I have ever met in my life...

So I stand there, looking at her like: what the fuck are you looking at woman?! Give me my damn order!!!

So she just keeps looking at me with pitty, until my friend is cracking up behind me, so he comes up and tells me: "Dude, a Whopper is from Burger King... we're in McDonald's!"

Then I'm like: Well fucking fine!!!
"Please mam, can I have a BigMac combo with a large coke?"

All the cashier girls where giggling at us...

Oh well....
turtle420 Reviewed by turtle420 on . the funnyest shit happens when youre baked E.g. :just like 30 minutes ago me and my best bro were on the couch and we had my liberty bowl and were on like our 4th bowl when my dad comes out and hes like smokin out os the steamer i made (which he got out of my room w/o permission) and walks up to us and ans asks "whats the difference between a duck?" and then says "i expect an answer when i get back" he then goes over to a lazy-boy and sits down....so me and tony(best bro)start whispering to each other (like someones listening) : ME- Rating: 5