i love reading these stories. they're so entertaining.. so please.. keep em coming.

Once I was at arby's with my friend (Hippie) and he was really stoned. I however was not so I was just fully aware of what was going on while.. he wasn't.
He ordered some curly fries and a sandwich or something and the guy beside him (Fat Guy) had just ordered his food. When the Employee set the food on the countertop and turned around to get Fat Guy's drink... Hippie started eating the curly fries. All I could think about was how my friend was eating some random dude's fries. I didn't know what to do but laugh. Finally when the Employee came back he handed Fat Guy his drink and Fat Guy said "That kid's eating my fries" and we all just laughed. Hippie got mad at me for not telling him what was going on.

He's still embarrassed about that.. and I just laugh.