I once went into McDonald's super stoned with a friend...

When the cashier asks me for my order, I comply:

"Yes please, give me a Whopper combo with a large coke..."

Then she's standing there like, looking at me with this face of you are the most moronic person I have ever met in my life...

So I stand there, looking at her like: what the fuck are you looking at woman?! Give me my damn order!!!

So she just keeps looking at me with pitty, until my friend is cracking up behind me, so he comes up and tells me: "Dude, a Whopper is from Burger King... we're in McDonald's!"

Then I'm like: Well fucking fine!!!
"Please mam, can I have a BigMac combo with a large coke?"

All the cashier girls where giggling at us...

Oh well....