the funnyest shit happens when youre baked

[grasshopper420]

E.g. :just like 30 minutes ago me and my best bro were on the couch and we had my liberty bowl and were on like our 4th bowl when my dad comes out and hes like smokin out os the steamer i made (which he got out of my room w/o permission) and walks up to us and ans asks "whats the difference between a duck?" and then says "i expect an answer when i get back" he then goes over to a lazy-boy and sits down....so me and tony(best bro)start whispering to each other (like someones listening) :

ME- "dude what is the difference between a duck?"
TONY- "i dunno man,probaly somthin like the beak"
ME- "should we tell him that?"
Tony- "no not yet what if were wrong?"
ME- "dude this is hard...."wiat its gotta be the beaks"
Tony- "why?"
ME- "because they dont have anything else cool"
Tony- "ok tell him"

alright so we tell him and hes like "close but no cigar" and then he says "the higher it flies the much" and the reason we think this is funny is cuz we just now realized that everything we said made no sense

grasshopper420 Reviewed by grasshopper420 on 10-13-2005. the funnyest shit happens when youre baked E.g. :just like 30 minutes ago me and my best bro were on the couch and we had my liberty bowl and were on like our 4th bowl when my dad comes out and hes like smokin out os the steamer i made (which he got out of my room w/o permission) and walks up to us and ans asks "whats the difference between a duck?" and then says "i expect an answer when i get back" he then goes over to a lazy-boy and sits down....so me and tony(best bro)start whispering to each other (like someones listening) : ME- Rating: 5

[LittLeWinG]

LMAO thats the funniest thing ive heard all day

[sharpezor]

LOL THAt made me laugh!

what was he asking exactly? Whats the diff. between a duck and WHAT?

[BDubz26062]

i was high on weed before school when i was in high school and got high with some dude out his car..so i sold him some acid..he took it soon as i gave it to him..so i took 2 hits and finished smoking the blunt...we was in class trippin so hard...he starts laughing and goes it kicked in..then he asked to use the restroom...he came back to class like 25mins later and said he was taking a shit....so a couple hours later i get called to the office... and i found out he tripped out and took a shit in one of the classrooms down the hall and he said he thought it was the bathroom.. and they have cams in the classrooms so it caught him on tape...then the principle said he was on his way to the hospital and he told them he bought it from me...i just told him i had no idea what he was talking about...it was fucked up...but funny i made fun of him at school the whole day

[sharpezor]

wow lol

one time i was at the movies and it took me like 10 minutes to order my snacks (yogert cup and some JR. Mints.

Im pretty sure they where laughing at me.

[lateralus]

Haha, funny stories

[gildong.]

one time, i was w/ 2 peeps and we were at the drive thru trying to order some food but like everything was so funny we just kinda sat there laughing for like an hour..thank goodness it was like 2 in the morning and no one was there :/

[Blaze420]

hahahaahhahahahahhhahahahaa funny shit. i dont have very many weed stories because..... it pretty much erases it from my memory lots of trip stories though. hehe

[Drugman Joe]

LOL THAt made me laugh!

what was he asking exactly? Whats the diff. between a duck and WHAT?

...thats the point dude.

[Gecko]

Hahaha, wtf? That's the funniest shit I've heard in a while.