the funnyest shit happens when youre baked

[Gecko]

Hahaha, reminds me of one time...

Right after my friends and I smoked a few bowls we went to the Chevron that was in walking distance. And I was trying to buy a coke and a candy bar and some donuts and it costs like 3 dollars and something. And all I had was change, so I threw it out all on the counter, and started counting it, and I couldn't get past $1.75. Once I got to there, I just started over, not stopping to recount the coins, I just would instantly go back to zero, and still be moving the coins over like nothing happened. Finally after doing this for literally 10 minutes, the cashier takes the change and says it's fine. And I look behind me and my friends are cracking up because there is huge line behind me.

[grasshopper420]

another time we were gettin baked it was like our 4th time ever and me and tony are all stoned as fuck so we decide to go to the corner store which incidently Is on the corner anyways we go in and were so baked we take like 5 mins to read the label on somthing and were both like talkin real loud and shit so we finnaly pick out like 30$ worth of food and slushie each(which in case you dont know is a LOT of slushies)and head up to the counter when i reach into my pcket to grab the money ta pay for it all unfortunatly its under lmy weed which for reasons beyond me is crammed into like five different little baggies i then pull out the money and the weed falls out with it me and tony spring into action tony is all standin there tryin to block the camerea veiw and im all tryin to play it real cool like ...so i get the i dea to preted to drop a quarter i do it i then say "whoops looks like i dropped my quarter so by now tony is really wiggin out and hes like screamin and shit i pick up all the baggies and we both run out then we have to run back in cuz we 4 got the munchies

[turtle420]

I once went into McDonald's super stoned with a friend...

When the cashier asks me for my order, I comply:

"Yes please, give me a Whopper combo with a large coke..."

Then she's standing there like, looking at me with this face of you are the most moronic person I have ever met in my life...

So I stand there, looking at her like: what the fuck are you looking at woman?! Give me my damn order!!!

So she just keeps looking at me with pitty, until my friend is cracking up behind me, so he comes up and tells me: "Dude, a Whopper is from Burger King... we're in McDonald's!"

Then I'm like: Well fucking fine!!!
"Please mam, can I have a BigMac combo with a large coke?"

All the cashier girls where giggling at us...

Oh well....

[dark0ne]

only when your stoned will a 6 ft mouse come into the shop and ask for extra cheese. i had just started smoking, and he was on his way to a highschooll play. i just looked at him and laughed my ass off and went to the back room. i was so fucked off of this hydro a freind gave me.

[Strikerrr]

well all I can say is I wish that my parents' smoked out of shit they stole from my room instead of trashing it.

[Gecko]

Hahaha, omg. That reminds of another story.

One time after my friend Ivan and I got really super fucking blazed, we went to Chik-Fil-A. And I was gonna order my food and then my friend Ivan was. This is how it went.

Me: "Yeah... I'll have a medium large."

That's all I said, I have no idea what was going on in my mind. The cashier just looks at me for the longest time, finally...

Ivan: "Hey, dude-"
Me: "Hold on dude, she's taking my order.
Cashier: "... uhm... Either order something or please leave."
Me: "I said I wanted a medium coke, large fries, and 8 piece chicken nugget."

And Ivan behind is just laughing his ass off. I have no recolection of the medium large event. My friend says it was the funniest thing ever. I looked so serious that I knew exactly what I wanted.

[grasshopper420]

lol yep that reminds me of this other time when me and tony were sittin in the living room and biss comes out and hes trippin feirce on lsd and were baked of our asses and he just ran out of his room and gets like 2 inches away from my face and stares at me fo what seemed like 20 min. so i lean a little closer to his ear and say "i just put light in the lightbulb" and he like looks all and almosts falls over from shock and runs away screaming the yanky doodle song and 20 minutes later we go in and hes on his bed staring at the ceiling mumbling " the british are coming"

[kaela]

i love reading these stories. they're so entertaining.. so please.. keep em coming.

Once I was at arby's with my friend (Hippie) and he was really stoned. I however was not so I was just fully aware of what was going on while.. he wasn't.
He ordered some curly fries and a sandwich or something and the guy beside him (Fat Guy) had just ordered his food. When the Employee set the food on the countertop and turned around to get Fat Guy's drink... Hippie started eating the curly fries. All I could think about was how my friend was eating some random dude's fries. I didn't know what to do but laugh. Finally when the Employee came back he handed Fat Guy his drink and Fat Guy said "That kid's eating my fries" and we all just laughed. Hippie got mad at me for not telling him what was going on.

He's still embarrassed about that.. and I just laugh.

[nickx760]

haha awesome stories guys, they made me laugh, ill try to think if i have any and post them later....continue with the stories please

[grasshopper420]

this one time at bandcamp........