my new bong!!!

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Put a lampshade on it. .

lol, that's what I was going to say.

I'd say behind your amp.

That's a great place to hide something. Just put it in there, and put the amp against the wall.

If you have any furniture (chair, futon, etc), I'd put it under there.

Futons have zippers, and you can take the stuffing out of them and stash whatever you want in there. There was a scene in a movie I saw when the guy had done the same thing to his couch. He lifted a piece of the corner of the couch up, and pulled this huge bong out of it, and blew into a pillow to throw off campus security.

That's a nice bong. Take a rip for me.