^ Exactly.

The number one thing to do, at least in my many experiences, is to show them that you can still be intelligent. If you start coming home blazed as fuck asking, "Whaaaaats ferrrrrr diiiiiiinerrrrrrrrr?" then you deserve to get your ass kicked.

Also, bring up the fact that it's virtually impossible for a human to overdose on weed.

And, I know it's kinda Brady Bunch-ish, but at least she gives a shit about you. In her mind you're doing bad things to yourself and she doesn't want it so. Just keep explaining, calmly, that it's a gift from nature (I compared it to a sunset) and only people who are fuckups originally let it take their life over.
Funkamander Reviewed by Funkamander on . got cought damn, well, i had a 4 day weekend and had planned to get blazed every night. sadly, after the second night, my mom smelled pot in my bedroom. i told her it was my clothes from the campfire we had outside, but she was determined to find something weed related... so she fuckin empties out my entire trashcan and starts searching through it!! she found a black tipped toothpick i had used to clean my screen with, and some resin stained tisue papers. apparently that was proof Rating: 5