got cought

[NightProwler]

damn, well, i had a 4 day weekend and had planned to get blazed every night. sadly, after the second night, my mom smelled pot in my bedroom. i told her it was my clothes from the campfire we had outside, but she was determined to find something weed related...
so she fuckin empties out my entire trashcan and starts searching through it!! she found a black tipped toothpick i had used to clean my screen with, and some resin stained tisue papers.
apparently that was proof enough, cuz she broke down in tears. she was telling me how i could have OD'd or gotten bronchitus and all that shit. lol. well anyways i told my parents i do it cuz its fun and theyre not gonna stop me. they didn't take it that well, and now theyre acting as if i'm a dissapointment as a son. and theyre fuckin sending me to a therapist cuz they think i have depression.
our whole talk turned into a lot more than just weed, they were telling me all this shit they had been thinking about me, like they thought i was troubled and have depression and need to work some things out and.. holy shit its just rediculous.

well anyways, just thought i'd bitch about my parents for a little bit.

NightProwler Reviewed by NightProwler on 10-13-2005. got cought damn, well, i had a 4 day weekend and had planned to get blazed every night. sadly, after the second night, my mom smelled pot in my bedroom. i told her it was my clothes from the campfire we had outside, but she was determined to find something weed related... so she fuckin empties out my entire trashcan and starts searching through it!! she found a black tipped toothpick i had used to clean my screen with, and some resin stained tisue papers. apparently that was proof Rating: 5

[Kramerica]

Sorry about that.

[somebody someone]

sorry dude... if u ask me, parents are just shit. all that crying and shit... god i wud hate it if my parents cared that much

[phoenix]

Hah, my mum never cried or anything, but they felt like i was a dissapointment for a while.

They're over it now though, and I'm gonna try and work on convincing my mom to smoke with me in a couple of days. (when i'll start tryin to break her). heh.

So yeah man, just give it a while. And you probably shouldn't smoke in your room so much, I've only smoked in here twice. Heh.

[Rarrr]

If you don't want your mum smelling the good smoke blow it into an old tshirt (this wont get rid of the smell entirely but it makes a difference. Inscence (spelling?) also disguises the smell.
When my mum found out she told me that Id never succeed in life unless I gave it up and my grandma says she wants me to have quit it by next year. What gives them the right to dictate your life. Any ignorant comments related to weed should be laughed at as the people behind them have no clue what they are talking about as they havnt done the research and have just gone with what "society" in general thinks of weed. When the fuck has the general population ever been right...

[Kramerica]

I never tried it until I was 24 (I know, a lot of good years went by!), so I never had to face that situation

[ermitonto]

I have hippie parents, so I too never had to experience that. But yeah, just handle it in a calm way. Don't argue with them about it, try to discuss it rationally. Do your research and try to make them realize that you aren't going to overdose or kill your brain cells or anything. And if they send you to a therapist, try to pretend you have multiple personality disorder. That will make it all much more entertaining for you.

[Funkamander]

^ Exactly.

The number one thing to do, at least in my many experiences, is to show them that you can still be intelligent. If you start coming home blazed as fuck asking, "Whaaaaats ferrrrrr diiiiiiinerrrrrrrrr?" then you deserve to get your ass kicked.

Also, bring up the fact that it's virtually impossible for a human to overdose on weed.

And, I know it's kinda Brady Bunch-ish, but at least she gives a shit about you. In her mind you're doing bad things to yourself and she doesn't want it so. Just keep explaining, calmly, that it's a gift from nature (I compared it to a sunset) and only people who are fuckups originally let it take their life over.

[floydzeppelinfan]

Ok, this is what I learned from getting caught. Don't talk back. Just nod your head and agree. Just agree man. I know it's hard, but if you say "yeah, I see your point." or "ok, that sounds reasonable" . Just agree, and it will be over. If you say "its just pot, it not a big deal " then get ready for a few weeks of hell. I got caught twice. The first time I was a prick and didn't live it down for a month. The second time, I agreed with everything they said, showed them my stash, 1/8 of some mids, and flushed it down the toilet while they were there. They never spoke of it again.... take the hit and just act like they are right

[theprettiestprincess]

[QUOTE=Funkamander]^ Exactly.

The number one thing to do, at least in my many experiences, is to show them that you can still be intelligent. If you start coming home blazed as fuck asking, "Whaaaaats ferrrrrr diiiiiiinerrrrrrrrr?" then you deserve to get your ass kicked.

ROTFL