Quote Originally Posted by lateralus
I've been caught for..

A) Smoking on my back porch. (Mom saw me "lighting something" and "smelled pot.")

B) Smoking on a friend's front porch. (We were seen by neighbors, who "smelled pot" and snitched on us.)

C) Smoking in a friend's room all day for.. days.. and days.. and days. (His parents knew all along, but didn't know what to do, so they never confronted us. We found out later on.)

D) Popping two kid's weed cherries at another friends house, four man circle using a homemade 2-liter bong. (Friend's mom walks in like three minutes after session ends. My goofy ass just looked at her and smiled like .)

E) Smoking on girlfriend's front porch a few days ago. (We got yelled at, but now her mom doesn't care. :dance: )

F) Smoking resin in my room a few years back. (Mom says: "so now you're doing it in the house?")

I've been caught so many times doing various drugs, I can't even begin to remember them all. Nowadays, though, if I'm in my house, I'm as careful as you can get, and I never get caught. Experience.

Don't stop unless you want to. Don't let anyone tell you marijuana is a bad thing.
That's why you wait till it's night to smoke on a porch, when oldass neighbors are sleeping. At least that's what I do.