Quote Originally Posted by buddymyfriend
I've got a pair of crappy old trainers I wear for when I go in the garden for a smoke. I just went out to smoke a jay and couldnt findn't my trainers, I'd left them outside from previous smoking. Im always losing shit when I'm high! So I go to put my trainer on and some huge damn snail has taken refuge in there ....crunch....nice.....snail juice n shit all between my toes....no socks on.

Moral of the story:

A wise knows where his shoes are.

Awww damn, i feel for you Buddy!

You should put salt on all the slugs and snails you see from now on.. it looks so cool when they melt and fizz lol