Never leave your trainers outside!

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

I've got a pair of crappy old trainers I wear for when I go in the garden for a smoke. I just went out to smoke a jay and couldnt findn't my trainers, I'd left them outside from previous smoking. Im always losing shit when I'm high! So I go to put my trainer on and some huge damn snail has taken refuge in there ....crunch....nice.....snail juice n shit all between my toes....no socks on.

Moral of the story:

A wise knows where his shoes are.

Awww damn, i feel for you Buddy!

You should put salt on all the slugs and snails you see from now on.. it looks so cool when they melt and fizz lol

3 Sheets To The Wind Reviewed by 3 Sheets To The Wind on 10-12-2005. Never leave your trainers outside! I've got a pair of crappy old trainers I wear for when I go in the garden for a smoke. I just went out to smoke a jay and couldnt findn't my trainers, I'd left them outside from previous smoking. Im always losing shit when I'm high! So I go to put my trainer on and some huge damn snail has taken refuge in there :eek: ....crunch....nice.....snail juice n shit all between my toes....no socks on. :( Moral of the story: A wise knows where his shoes are. Rating: 5