I've got a pair of crappy old trainers I wear for when I go in the garden for a smoke. I just went out to smoke a jay and couldnt findn't my trainers, I'd left them outside from previous smoking. Im always losing shit when I'm high! So I go to put my trainer on and some huge damn snail has taken refuge in there ....crunch....nice.....snail juice n shit all between my toes....no socks on.

Moral of the story:

A wise knows where his shoes are.
buddymyfriend Reviewed by buddymyfriend on . Never leave your trainers outside! I've got a pair of crappy old trainers I wear for when I go in the garden for a smoke. I just went out to smoke a jay and couldnt findn't my trainers, I'd left them outside from previous smoking. Im always losing shit when I'm high! So I go to put my trainer on and some huge damn snail has taken refuge in there :eek: ....crunch....nice.....snail juice n shit all between my toes....no socks on. :( Moral of the story: A wise knows where his shoes are. Rating: 5