Got very high...but couldn't get it up

[BobBong]

BobB, how many times do I have to give this guy his teeth back?

rofl.. you'll never guess who it is!

...My Grandpa!!

[buddymyfriend]

lol try two girls next time and lose the extra dick!

[beachguy in thongs]

Aw, did you tell him I care about him???

I want to find a picture of my Father's Father, who died before I was born.
But, I'd want to use a picture of my Mother's (adopted) Father, whom I Loved very much. He died in the 90's. My (real) Grandfather died in the 90's, also. My Mother's adopted-Mother died when I was 8, the same year I went to Disney World. My Mother's real-Mother died sometime in a Mental Institution that my real-Grandfather drove her to because she found out he had kids all over the U.S. My Father's Mother died in the early 90's. My Brother and Sister both knew my Father's Father. (Oh, my Mother was adopted by her Aunt.)

[U]So, here's to the girl who said "I must not have experienced death enough in my life to have that perspective (of whatever)"[I]That felt good.

[KoRnStaR]

what the fuck?

[benagain]

ok, so you're drunk.... in bed with an uggo chick..... and a guy rubbing up on you....... If anything is gonna keep you soft, that'd do it.

[spliffstar22]

man you shoulda just gotten some brains(from the uggo lol) and gotten the fuck outta their. My dicks only for the a grade girls. No uggos lol. Shit I don't think it was the alcohol, cause when i'm drunk i can fuck for hours.

[beachguy in thongs]

When you're a horny, little bastard the alcohol won't affect you, but after you've had both, plenty of times, things start get confusing when you get drunk.