Quote Originally Posted by zarathustra
Leading up to it, I would do all the things I wanted to do but feared the consequences of, like murdering a few assholes.

And yes, that is a euphemism for heterosexual buttsex.

My last words are going to be "see you in hell," because I promised someone I'd have the heart to.

I'd be kind of dissappointed, as I've always wanted to die by riding to my death on the top of a flaming zeppelin, firing two B.A.R. rifles while wearing a bunny suit.

Maybe I could somehow cause the apocalypse like this....
LOL, you're hilarious, thanks for the good laugh.