mad world

[duppy man]

check this out from a freind E mailed it to me
an item of Scottish news...armed police are currently sitting out a siege at a former nuclear bunker, now a mueseum. Earlier an ex-psychiatric patient broke into the bunker using a stolen JCB. He's dressed in camouflage kit and an SAS-style beret, and had planted a skull-and-crossbones flag outside the bunker before breaking in.
On CCTV he appeared to shoot at a skeleton from the medical room, then made tea for it, helped himself to beer and food, and smashed CCTV cameras. He is also believed to have set at least eight booby-traps. Armed police are lying in wait at both of the bunker's exits. The authorities are just sitting it out, but it could be a long time, the mueseum has a cafe. Negotiators contacted him on a telephone but he told them to call back in 45 minutes, saying he was 'busy'. A second attempt 10 minutes later brought a furious reaction from the man, who told police not to ignore his instructions again.

He had stolen the digger from a yard in Cupar and drove it 20 miles to the bunker via Pittenweem and St Monans.

On Sunday, he drove the stolen digger to Pittenweem, where he parked outside his grandfather's home and slept in the digger all night. A neighbour first saw him and the stolen vehicle about 8pm on Sunday. He said: 'About 2am on Monday, I saw him in the vehicle and went out to ask if he was OK. 'He was polite and seemed relaxed but there was a black crow flapping about in the cab. 'I took him out a flask of tea and two Mars bars and offered him food for the crow but he said it had plenty.' The neighbour thinks this is just run of the mill stuff obviously...lol...tea, Mars bars and crow food!

By the time he got to the bunker he had adapted the JCB slightly, the exhaust had been sawn off and positioned to resemble a tank gun, with a cargo net, branches and tarpaulin draped over it. Oh dear, and the man's name? It is believed to be Ronald McDonald It's a mad, mad, mad world.

duppy man Reviewed by duppy man on 06-27-2004. mad world check this out from a freind E mailed it to me an item of Scottish news...armed police are currently sitting out a siege at a former nuclear bunker, now a mueseum. Earlier an ex-psychiatric patient broke into the bunker using a stolen JCB. He's dressed in camouflage kit and an SAS-style beret, and had planted a skull-and-crossbones flag outside the bunker before breaking in. On CCTV he appeared to shoot at a skeleton from the medical room, then made tea for it, helped himself to beer and Rating: 5

[neilmcca]

thats superb
i love hearing stories like that,
peep's talk about yanks being mad, but i don't think u can beat the brit's for eccentricity.

[maryjanemama]

Hey, duppy man, are you sure he's not one of your old patient's? Great story, I especially liked where first he shoots at the skeleton, then makes tea for it. What a riot!

[JeffJFromKCMO]

sweet dude that makes me laugh just like cartoons do except i thought it was gonna end with a hell of a twist. like the skeleton comes to life and kills everyone. but did this really happen because like you said its a mad world and shit could happen like this and then they could blame it on drugs and make us look bad or if it isnt real then its ok but its funny either way

[gs8778]

I love crazy people. They bring some color to the otherwise dull monotony

[duppy man]

Yes Jeffj it was seemingly a true story posted to me by a freind who had read it in a Scottish news paper but as you said its a good bit humour....

[Trichome Creator]

Where did duppy man go?

[LOVElife]

Where did duppy man go?

I know I miss that Crazy Bastard!!!

He's done an Emelia Earhart

[duppy man]

I know I miss that Crazy Bastard!!!

He's done an Emelia Earhart

just crushed and burned man just crashed and burned

[bedake]

Coolest man to ever walk