I'm, almost, embarassed to wear my '10 Most Wanted Marijuana Strands' shirt because I'll get tailed all the way home, by cops, detectives,stoners, and wild animals.

Everything about our country (well, most things) is not an image of our Founding Fathers', and they couldn't have possibly imagined the outside influences affecting our leaders' decisions (like cars, trains, and planes). Abe Lincoln would feel so oppressed if he were a free-man, in today's United States of America.