haha oh shit i got a classic one. see, like alotta kids during the summer in the suburbs, i discovered, well.. not masturbation, but "that tingly feeling" (LMAO) as i believe i reffered to it as (hey, i was like 5 or 6) one day swimming around. you know those things on the side of the pools that shoot clean water back into the pool? haha.. well let's just say the water being shot into the pool wasn't always so clean... holy shit i can't stop laughing.

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