yeah, text based.
build your character: turtle tamer, pastamancer, disco bandit, seal clubber. collect equioment: kentuky-fried crossbow, chrome sword, collander of em'eril.
build your muscularity, mysticality, and moxie stats by fighting a spam witch, a smarmy pirate, or a goblin from degrassi knoll.
it's a lot of text-based fun w/ tons of funny references.
also, the currency of the kingdom isn't gold, it's meat.
also, your character can collect booze and mixers and mix great drinks.