oh god. the best was this jackass from high school. once he tried telling us he was going on tour with the u.s. team for an international frizbe (sp?) tournament. and of course in 1999 he said he was dating a super model and could have gone to this HUGE posh new years party in new york but opted to stay home. or when he saved this old woman from being robbed and beat the hell out of these 4 big dudes. he was weird.