Hmm.. If I click any of these links am I going to get a page that takes 18 hours to load, with embedded video clips and mp3s and stupid animated gifs that fuck with the size of my browser and that won't close until I restart my pc? If the answer is yes then tell me now..

Too late, I clicked Penguin's, cause he's not a 'tard, basically. Hehe.. Ya Az is right, you're gf (Sasha?) is gorgeous, I keep telling you that.. Oh and that chick on your page, Amber, = HOT.

Edit: Oops, she's only 16.. Even better! Lol sorry if that's, like, your sister or something.