oh my god... i i i i i i i... i... ummm.... what the hell do you say to them... what do they say to you...

"whats goin on man?"

"not much... just uh.............. just chokin the old chicken"

"uh... yeah... i can see that... "

"hey dude, do you got a tissue or something?"

"yeah, here ya go man... just let me know when your gonna blow so i can duck for cover"