Masterbating in public

[beachguy in thongs]

i successfully finished a game of pocket pool one time in L.A class in 7th grade.

Did ya' win?

[mrdevious]

Think of all those people who whack off in a public bathroom, and then come out and shake your hand...?

shit man, why are you shaking hands with guys walking out of bathrooms?




antonio, now I know why some people say marijuana makes you a sexual deviate, you started the damn rumor!

[beachguy in thongs]

That's why I kind of ended the sentence with that ...?

I guess I should have said, "Think of those people who walk out and touch the food on the buffet that you're gonna eat."

[slipknotpsycho]

once while in my class they turned off all the lights (as they usually do durring playing videos) i got bored and masturbated in the class room.

[opiuser]

oh my god... i i i i i i i... i... ummm.... what the hell do you say to them... what do they say to you...

"whats goin on man?"

"not much... just uh.............. just chokin the old chicken"

"uh... yeah... i can see that... "

"hey dude, do you got a tissue or something?"

"yeah, here ya go man... just let me know when your gonna blow so i can duck for cover"

[slipknotpsycho]

btw i wasn't serious, i was just wanting to see what people would say...
opiuser - you damn theif! you stole my sig!!! >.<

[Wicked 56711]

Pocket pool... Hmm nothin worse then blowin a load in your underwear and having to deal with it for the rest of the day lol

[parrotman]

:rasta: [FONT=Courier New]Does anyone rember that Chappelle Show episode were he wacks off in the public bus. That was some funny shit. To bad that show is on anymore. I've never done it in public, but I never felt the erge to. [/FONT] :rasta:

[Monkey4Sale]

What would happen if you were maced in the genitals???

If the pepper spray were to get in contact with the mucus membranes inside your penis (or vagina), it'd burn, it'd really really burn, like red hot poker stabbing through your penis burning. just as an example.

[robert42]

i got tossed off in the sea once and it was packed with ppl