Chav jokes

[buddymyfriend]

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What's the most confusing day of the year for a Chav?
Fathers Day!


How do you start an argument with a chav?
Speak!

What do you call a chav in a tastfully decorated house?
The burglar.

What do you call a Chav in a box?
Innit.

What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.

What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.

What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
Innuinnit.

Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight
of stairs.

What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.

What do you say to a chav at work?
Can i have a big mac please?


How do you identify the bride at a chav wedding?
She is the most pregnant one.

What do chavs use as protection during sex?
A bus shelter!


Peace

Buddy

buddymyfriend Reviewed by buddymyfriend on 10-09-2005. Chav jokes Feel free to add What's the most confusing day of the year for a Chav? Fathers Day! How do you start an argument with a chav? Speak! Rating: 5

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

What do chavs use as protection during sex?
A bus shelter!

Lol they're good, but i like that one in particular!^

[buddymyfriend]

Thought someone was gonna tell me they've heard em and to keep up with the game! Lol!

I liked the first one!

Peace

Buddy keepin up wid his game!

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

I've heard them before, leave now!

Haha, i've only heard the filing cabinet and the box one lol, they were good, keep 'em comin'!

[buddymyfriend]

What do u call a chav in a suit?...
The accused!


What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's?

A liar.



where do you take your chavette girlfriend for a nice night out?

Up the gary
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two chavs are in a car, and no music is playing. Who's driving?

the police
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also, slightly off topic (ahem) but it's good:
A bus full of tourists were driving through Wales. As they were approaching
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio gogogoch they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name.
They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch.
As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blonde employee, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?"

The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said,
"Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr-Kiiiiing."

Two chavs jump off a cliff. Who wins?

Society

Peace

Buddy

[dirty raider]

Pretty funny, still not better than;

What did the Lepper say to the prostitute?

You can keep the tip.

[mellow mood]

lol

[nickx760]

i prolly sound dumb but, um wtf is a chav?

[dirty raider]

Its a term for part of the so called British underclass. Tend to wear tracksuits, Burberry and are generally yobish, violent and abusive.

[nickx760]

haha cool, i get the jokes now