What do u call a chav in a suit?...
The accused!


What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's?

A liar.



where do you take your chavette girlfriend for a nice night out?

Up the gary
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two chavs are in a car, and no music is playing. Who's driving?

the police
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also, slightly off topic (ahem) but it's good:
A bus full of tourists were driving through Wales. As they were approaching
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio gogogoch they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name.
They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch.
As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blonde employee, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?"

The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said,
"Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr-Kiiiiing."

Two chavs jump off a cliff. Who wins?

Society

Peace

Buddy