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10-09-2005, 06:00 PM #1OPSenior Member
Chav jokes
Feel free to add
What's the most confusing day of the year for a Chav?
Fathers Day!
How do you start an argument with a chav?
Speak!
What do you call a chav in a tastfully decorated house?
The burglar.
What do you call a Chav in a box?
Innit.
What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.
What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.
What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
Innuinnit.
Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight
of stairs.
What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.
What do you say to a chav at work?
Can i have a big mac please?
How do you identify the bride at a chav wedding?
She is the most pregnant one.
What do chavs use as protection during sex?
A bus shelter!
Peace
Buddybuddymyfriend Reviewed by buddymyfriend on . Chav jokes Feel free to add What's the most confusing day of the year for a Chav? Fathers Day! How do you start an argument with a chav? Speak! Rating: 5
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10-09-2005, 06:03 PM #2Senior Member
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What do chavs use as protection during sex?
A bus shelter!
Lol they're good, but i like that one in particular!^
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10-09-2005, 06:06 PM #3OPSenior Member
Chav jokes
Thought someone was gonna tell me they've heard em and to keep up with the game! Lol!
I liked the first one!
Peace
Buddy keepin up wid his game!
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10-09-2005, 06:07 PM #4Senior Member
Chav jokes
I've heard them before, leave now!
Haha, i've only heard the filing cabinet and the box one lol, they were good, keep 'em comin'!
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10-09-2005, 06:17 PM #5OPSenior Member
Chav jokes
What do u call a chav in a suit?...
The accused!
What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's?
A liar.
where do you take your chavette girlfriend for a nice night out?
Up the gary
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two chavs are in a car, and no music is playing. Who's driving?
the police
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also, slightly off topic (ahem) but it's good:
A bus full of tourists were driving through Wales. As they were approaching
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio gogogoch they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name.
They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch.
As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blonde employee, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?"
The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said,
"Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr-Kiiiiing."
Two chavs jump off a cliff. Who wins?
Society
Peace
Buddy
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10-09-2005, 06:20 PM #6Senior Member
Chav jokes
Pretty funny, still not better than;
What did the Lepper say to the prostitute?
You can keep the tip.
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10-09-2005, 06:27 PM #7Senior Member
Chav jokes
lol
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10-09-2005, 06:34 PM #8Senior Member
Chav jokes
i prolly sound dumb but, um wtf is a chav?
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10-09-2005, 06:38 PM #9Senior Member
Chav jokes
Its a term for part of the so called British underclass. Tend to wear tracksuits, Burberry and are generally yobish, violent and abusive.
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10-09-2005, 06:45 PM #10Senior Member
Chav jokes
haha cool, i get the jokes now
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