My Saturday consisted of going to my highschool's homecoming blazed as fuck and then getting a ride to a party afterwards with a friend and get drunk and high.... Didn't quite work...

The girl's mom who lived at the house showed up, and I was breaking up some weed to make a blunt, and someone ran up stairs telling me that her mom was home so I got all the weed up, but I left the stems... so they found them... then they found all the alcohol everyone had... and found more pot. So everyone had to go home, and I had to sit next to a girl who shit-faced drunk. And she puked in the car, and a little got on me..

Damn... sucks. But atleast my parents don't know.