when you find the fuckers be creative with them

i'm from northern ireland originaly.
1 of the boys fav ways of doing thing was as follows
find shit fuck cunt twat bundel into van , go to woods , tie to tree un hood the fucker
tell them you dont want anything theres nothing they can say or do.
go to van get petrol can ,, this is the fun bit youve got a NEARLY EMPTY. PETROL CAN THATS BEEN FILLED WITH WATER.. pore over shit face hes now coverd in what he thinks is petrol realy stinks like real petrol as well. light up a smoke and spend as long as you like flicking lighted matches a shitface.
i promise if you do this no one will ever steal from you again.

a good kicking hurts for a day
being frightend so badly you shit your pants stays with you for ever.
peace
clem the bob of 101