here's your last resort. Snap her neck and then push her down the stairs. If anyone asks, yes you were at her house from whenever till whenever (give the correct times you were there incase someone saw you coming or going). tell the police or whatever that you were "seeing" her but you two didn't have a solid relationship yet. When you left she was about to get into the shower/change the laundry/go to bed...ect. The police will assume she fell down the stairs breaking her neck. just don't be ruff with her or you'll leave fingerprint bruises.
kingcannabis Reviewed by kingcannabis on . Quite possibly my biggest mistake EVER! yeah, so anyhow.... i got trashed and screwed this ugly chick a few weeks ago. now she calls me today and tells me that she's late on her period. OOPS! so now, i may be totally fucked. AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! i already have 2 kids and don't need anymore. i'm just another statistic now. just another jerry springer episode. sheesh. how my life sucks this terribly, i'll never know. ah well...peace! Rating: 5