Quote Originally Posted by GanjaASD847
1.) Shave the balls, Trim the top.
2.) Keep the hair on your head shaggy.
3.) Back shaved
4.) Leaves the legs alone
5.) NO facial hair, unless you can grow it well. (ya know what I'm talking about right?)
6.) Make sure you have *2* eyebrows
7.) SHAVE YOUR ASS!

Hum, other than that you should be fine. (unless you have hair other places that i don't know about)
I agree with the entire list, except I'll add that if you can actually grow facial hair (not just fluff) then stubble is dead sexy, but a beard generally isn't that attractive if it's longer than a centimetre or so. I'm picky!

Also armput hair... yuk. Also, if you shave it, I think that body odour doesn't get as bad.