1.) Shave the balls, Trim the top.
2.) Keep the hair on your head shaggy.
3.) Back shaved
4.) Leaves the legs alone
5.) NO facial hair, unless you can grow it well. (ya know what I'm talking about right?)
6.) Make sure you have *2* eyebrows
7.) SHAVE YOUR ASS!

Hum, other than that you should be fine. (unless you have hair other places that i don't know about)