'm trapped

[jfoster]

when the meeting is going on just say"do you mind if i smoke?" and pull out a j and spark it up. he'll be out of there in no time

[hothippygirl]

Let him come over; but dress in drag and spark up in front of him.

[lateralus]

Fuck the army. My friend's in training right now tossin' grenades and shit in case he needs to blow people up.

[mrdevious]

I'm surprised nobody posted the obvious solution, LIE! Use the brother prank excuse, then tell them you have a bad back and can't do much physically (that's true for me, and hey, I'll let you use it ).