'm trapped

[GHoSToKeR]

tell him to fuckoff coz army is shit

lmfao lol man, mellow you're awesome.. I dunno how I coulda got mad at you lol

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

"I don't want to, but i like guns and lawful killing"

What the motherfuck!? People like you shouldn't be in the Army.

And that may be why i said i didn't sign up, as i don't remember doing so


Yeah, army would be whack, but if you're homeless or very poor, it's a good option

[mellow mood]

lmfao lol man, mellow you're awesome.. I dunno how I coulda got mad at you lol

lol

[DazedandConfused]

just call and cancel?

if it was that easy for me then i would have said no when i originally talked to him. im just gonna bail on it. i dont care if you guys think im a puss. its what i want to do!

[Ae...]

I do have caller ID and the shit said U.S. Gov. on it so i was like whoa fuck i'd better answer. that's why i said ill never answer us gov calls again.

Don't think you can escape them just by not answering the phone.

[somebody someone]

yeah fuck tha aremy, whats that

[tylerkane]

now THAT would be fucking scary.
your high and you get a call from the U.S. Gov, lol

[WeedWorm]

jus tell him you never made that appointment and your brother must have been playing a practical joke on you

[robert42]

haha when i wanted to join the army i spoke with sum1 i told them i did weed and they said they dont care as logn as u dont do drugs whilst u in it...

i failed the test haha couldnt be arsed to do it again sadly....

[death of sXe]

Next time the government calls let them talk for a minute then screech OH SHIT!! and hang up. Its fun and practical