'm trapped

[jfoster]

when the meeting is going on just say"do you mind if i smoke?" and pull out a j and spark it up. he'll be out of there in no time

jfoster Reviewed by jfoster on 10-09-2005. 'm trapped I just got off the phone with a guy from the U.S. Marines. he like talked to me like he was one of my friends or something. he was really nice. but the thing is i'm horrible at saying no to people, and i set up an appointment with him! he's coming to my house monday at 6 p.m. what do i do? i can't go to it cause i know that im not going to be able to say no to him in person, and for all i know i'll end up being marine. im a big vag! im thinking about just staying out from like 4-10 and never Rating: 5

[hothippygirl]

Let him come over; but dress in drag and spark up in front of him.

[lateralus]

Fuck the army. My friend's in training right now tossin' grenades and shit in case he needs to blow people up.

[mrdevious]

I'm surprised nobody posted the obvious solution, LIE! Use the brother prank excuse, then tell them you have a bad back and can't do much physically (that's true for me, and hey, I'll let you use it ).