turn to JESUS or burn in hell

[beachguy in thongs]

Oct-07-2005 14:10
rldqaz:turn to JESUS or burn in hell

Which way, to my left or to my right?

[death of sXe]

Oct-07-2005 14:10
rldqaz:turn to JESUS or burn in hell

Which way, to my left or to my right?

i think it's to your right wing

[MyAntiDrugIsAmy]

i think that's a fake comment. if not fuck off, you're pushing people away and making it harder for people to understand what i talk about when i'm talking about God. as a matter of fact, i don't think you know shit about God, just a book of stories and traditions that alone cannot possibly fulfill you spiritually.

open up your book and read galations 5:6 "For in Christ Jesus neither circumcision nor uncircumcision has any value. The only thing that counts is faith expressing itself through love" see, all those rituals and practices don't mean half as much as you showing love. and yes i'm sure that was such a fucking loving comment.

[weirdo79]

Jesus says some crazy violent things too though , he contradicts himself over and over like every other character in the bible. I think they were all on mescaline from the sounds of those stories....

[Melton420]

call that funky funky

[ermitonto]

Jesus says some crazy violent things too though , he contradicts himself over and over like every other character in the bible. I think they were all on mescaline from the sounds of those stories....

Jesus? Contradict himself? No, it couldn't be!

Peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you: not as the world giveth, give I unto you. Let not your heart be troubled, neither let it be afraid.

Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

The guy can't even keep his story straight on whether he's here to bring war or peace. It's really quite amazing the amount of doublethink that's necessary to maintain a belief in the Bible.

Anyhow, despite whatever intentions Jesus had if he existed, he surely did succeed in bringing the sword to earth. Countless deaths have ensued as self-righteous Christians have massacred and maimed for 2,000 years in every corner of the globe in the name of their almighty God (as well as the almighty dollar, consistently ignoring the immense difficulty of passing a camel through the eye of a needle). The Crusades, the Spanish Inquisition, the genocide against the Native Americans, the Holocaust, and pro-life doctor-murderers have all been significantly motivated by Christians trying to force their religion on everybody by any means necessary. Peaceful religion my aching ass.

If we want to get rid of evil, let's start with the hateful ideologies which plague the real world rather than trying to defeat imaginary demons.

[beachguy in thongs]

Think not what you think unto others what others would think unto you knowing that you were stoned when you were being quoted!

[ermitonto]

Huh? Sorry, I'm stoned.

[beachguy in thongs]

I have a question. These scriptures Jesus talks of, are they in the Bible?

[Euphoric]

erminitontotnto whatever u spell thats not even a word but yes. awesome post.


A few other things about Jesus:

Jesus says that those who have been less fortunate in this life will have it even worse in the life to come. Mark 4:25

Jesus sends the devils into 2000 pigs, causing them to jump off a cliff and be drowned in the sea. Clearly Jesus could have simply sent the devils out, yet he chose instead to place them into pigs and kill them. This is called animal abuse. Mark 5:12-13

Jesus kills a fig tree for not bearing figs, even though it was out of season. Jesus must not be as smart as Christians would have us believe, for he was retarded enough to do something this silly. Youâ??d think the son of god (god incarnate) would know that trees donâ??t bear fruit in dry season. Mark 11:13

Luke 12:47 Jesus okays beating slaves.