Hi, this is just a little stoned observation of my town. Where I live we've had an unusually high amount of unsolved murders, starting around 13 years ago. I won't go into detail, so I don't give out my exact location, but crazy shit has gone on around here and the local cops and state police are baffled. Wow. Big surprise. Someone even made a comment on the local TV news station, "If you want to get away with murder, move to (insert name of my small town here)."

The saddest part of it all: When the cops went to investigate a man who under suspicious of killing his wife, they couldn't find enough evidence to arrest him on murder charges. Her death was ruled an "accident". But guess what? They found his 3 ounces of cannabis! Hooooray for the pigs!

So, if you want to kill someone, be it your mother, wife, or just a stranger, move here! But don't you dare try to smoke some pot.
maryjanemama Reviewed by maryjanemama on . Come live here... Hi, this is just a little stoned observation of my town. Where I live we've had an unusually high amount of unsolved murders, starting around 13 years ago. I won't go into detail, so I don't give out my exact location, but crazy shit has gone on around here and the local cops and state police are baffled. Wow. Big surprise. Someone even made a comment on the local TV news station, "If you want to get away with murder, move to (insert name of my small town here)." The saddest part of it Rating: 5