Come live here...

[maryjanemama]

Hi, this is just a little stoned observation of my town. Where I live we've had an unusually high amount of unsolved murders, starting around 13 years ago. I won't go into detail, so I don't give out my exact location, but crazy shit has gone on around here and the local cops and state police are baffled. Wow. Big surprise. Someone even made a comment on the local TV news station, "If you want to get away with murder, move to (insert name of my small town here)."

The saddest part of it all: When the cops went to investigate a man who under suspicious of killing his wife, they couldn't find enough evidence to arrest him on murder charges. Her death was ruled an "accident". But guess what? They found his 3 ounces of cannabis! Hooooray for the pigs!

So, if you want to kill someone, be it your mother, wife, or just a stranger, move here! But don't you dare try to smoke some pot.

maryjanemama Reviewed by maryjanemama on 06-25-2004. Come live here... Hi, this is just a little stoned observation of my town. Where I live we've had an unusually high amount of unsolved murders, starting around 13 years ago. I won't go into detail, so I don't give out my exact location, but crazy shit has gone on around here and the local cops and state police are baffled. Wow. Big surprise. Someone even made a comment on the local TV news station, "If you want to get away with murder, move to (insert name of my small town here)." The saddest part of it Rating: 5

[neilmcca]

sounds like your cops are all "Chief Wiggams"

[butterfly1776]

this town i used to live in is kind of the same way . there are all kinds of real crimes going on but they arrest ppl for smoking pot and driving while suspended . while the real criminals get to go scott free!!! god bless america my fat stoned ass!!! lol

[WeeeeeBong]

Maybe the cops are the culprits.Stranger things happen.

[butterfly1776]

here is a lil story for ya..... my bestfriend called me today, he told me about his weekend camping trip. he told me that his friend came up from texas ( we live in iowa) and brought 4 lbs with him for personal use since he was going to be in iowa for about 3 months he figured that he would come prepared. well he dropped the 4 lbs off at the campsite and told my bestfriend not to leave that he would be back shortly that he was going to go to the next county over and get some supplies...I.E papers. ice. food....etc.. well when in about 2 hrs he never came back people started to get worried. well about 15 min passed and 2 cops show up from the other county. totally not even thier juristiction. they tell everyone that they are under arrest for possession of a controlled substance and take um all downtown. keep in mind these are city cops that arent even in thier city!!!! well they take them to jail in their city where the crime ( if you wanna call it that) wasnt even commited. they speak to the judge the next morning and the judge tries to charge them with a class D felony . possession with intent to deliver. so they get all pissed and start yelling in court saying its not true. well anyway to make a long story short what had happend was the friend from texas got pulled over simply for having texas plates and the cops wanted to ask him questions. they arrested him on suspision, suspision of what is still a mystery. and book him in jail , when they asked where he was staying he gave them the camp he was stayin at . not the exact site but the name of the camp in general. and thats what made the cops show up and arrest everyone else. NOW TELL ME THATS NOT SOME CORRUPT POLICE WORK. the kid from texas is still in jail . they wont let him out! im gonna end this here im gettin mad again!

[maryjanemama]

Wow. Welcome to fucking Iowa! The kid from Texas needs a lawyer and then there should be some sort of an investigation in the police department. Of course, that will never happen. The cops will say, "But look at all the weed this kid brought here..." That's always the story, they make us look like criminals, when they are committing the crimes. I swear, cops must think pot busts make their dicks bigger or something because they sure get off on them. That story is nuts.

[Roland Bluntz]

4 pounds could supply an entire police force for a couple days... think about that.

[Roland Bluntz]

I.e. till they either go get $$$ off selling it or smoke it all up or both. Ain't you tired of the obvious FACT that the billions of dollars going into the "drug war" are really just to put average ppl in jail so that the government can continue to be the most successful drug dealer in America??? CIA and Iran-Contra affair anyone?